
1. What is your favorite word? arrabiata
2. What is your least favorite word? necrosis (no, change that - cancer)
3. What turns you on? sense of humor
4. What turns you off? self-absorbed people
5. What sound or noise do you love? children laughing
6. What sound or noise do you hate? cell phones ringing
7. What is your favorite curse word? A tie; Mother F@#ker, Douche Nozzle
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? columnist
9. What profession would you not like to do? Air Traffic Controller-"OOPS, didn't see that!"
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates- "Here's your beer, and take this one for your dad. He's been waiting for you by the pool."
2 comments:
Douch Nozzle!! LOL!!! Never heard that one before but I am going to have to find a way to use it very soon!!
WOW, Douche Nozzle, that's a new one. Your #10 choked me up a little.
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