My dream ride

I don't want a Prius. I mean, I do, and I should. But, what I really want is completely unattainable. I saw someone in MY car today. It's mine. The damn thing has my initials on it. It's an Audi, which I picture breaking down often and needing expensive repairs, it's out of my price range, and it seats two. In order to take it out frequently I'd have to get the kids to perfect their monkey bar skills. Wouldn't they look cute hanging off the back?