Day 23- Oscar Weiners and Losers

When I see Miley Cyrus and Lisa Rinna at the Oscars, I need to ask "why?" Don't they have their own awards gig?

That said, it looks like Miley might molt right before our eyes. Too heavy, too sophisticated, too amphibious.



















Lisa Rinna. Where to begin? It looks as though the poor thing got lost on the way to audition for Jemima in "Cats". Put down the Aqua net. Quit with the lip pucker needles. Stop it right now- no one believes those are really your lips. For Christ's sake, does this woman have a stylist?

I felt so badly for Reese. I heard the stunner had a terrible wardrobe malfunction backstage. Thank God for the stage hands! They came to her aid with curtain tassels and you'd never know a thing was amiss!
Oh Reese! You're hot! And skinny! What is that draped monstrosity?

Lastly on the losers side is Kate Winslet. Kate, you are an astonishing beauty. A pretty dress, but I'd like to see more curves, and more youth exhibited. And Helen Mirren is pissed that you
ripped off her hairdo.



On the good side, I love Natalie Portman. A refreshing scoop of sorbet.

Jennifer Anniston looked pretty and fresh in white. A nice change from the staid, classic black she usually sports. Can't quite figure out why she went for the braid of hair by the forehead, but maybe John thought it was a groovy, young look. She IS older you know...

Penelope Cruz was gorgeous last night. The woman's accent drives me batty, but she's a smart cookie. She got away from Tom before he could make her wear this dress.

Hugh. Oh Hugh. You are today's Mel Gibson, with a dash of Fred Astaire and Sean Connery thrown in. A renaissance man. The complete package. What a delight.