Day 82 - We Need You

Cancer-inducing PigDog, John Edwards


Last month, The Week Magazine asked readers to send in the names of three people who should be locked up in a space capsule, all in order to test the limits of human endurance. Immediately I thought of Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly, but couldn't think of a good third. Coincidentally, the winning entry had Keith Olbermann as one of the three. The other two were Ann Coulter and the third person, and I quote, " doesn't matter. They would hang themselves after 10 minutes of the doors closeed." Brilliant.

But I've got a new one to propose. How about Ann Coulter, Keith Olbermann, and John Edwards. We could watch Olbermann and Coulter battle it out for weeks, waiting for some pent-up sexual tension to unfurl. If no chemistry materialized, we could insert Edwards into the mix. Lord knows he would hop the divide for Coulter (have you seen that Rielle?) If things went on long enough we might be able to ascertain Olbermann's sexuality, and Coulter would ultimately be outed as a transexual. I mean, come on?! Not that any of it matters to me. Or as Miss California said, "No offense to anybody." It would simply make for an interesting study.